NO NO NO

Probably the best part of the Oscars is picking out the worst dressed.  How terrible, but not that hard this year.  Again, three ladies stood out the most.

First, Charlize Theron, the color and fit were perfect, but what was with those cinnabuns over her boobs?  Her makeup and hair were flawless, it’s a shame the dress had that detailing…

Jennifer Lopez was probably my biggest pet peeve at the Oscars, I wanted to fix her frizzy hair, and cut off that thing she had attached to her side.  She honestly looked like one of those motorcycles with the side car.  If you are already wide-hipped you should not add to it.  She was just a royal mess.

Lastly, Zoe Saldana- the top of the dress looked so pretty, until the camera zoomed out, all I could picture was the Popples from the 80s.  What was she thinking?  

Sorry ladies, you three did not quite pass the fashion test this time around.  Better luck next time!