“Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way” Lady Gaga.
Well, we beg to differ with you Ms. Gaga.
We all think you are just FAH-BU-LUSS the way you are, as the numbers behind your Twitter, FaceBook, numerous websites slavishly devoted to you by your little monsters, and record CD sales would clearly show.
Why, then, would you let Vogue change anything about your cover shots for the September cover?
We thought it looked porcelain like and extremely small waisted, but the angle could have given the illusion of a 20 inch waist, so we gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then the photos of the untouched version were leaked.
The untouched looks totally different from what landed in our mailboxes. The wig was all crazy like, the color and style of the Marc Jacobs dress is ugly, frumpy, and not even close to the cover photo, her waist and arms were shaved of poundage, and her face totally not shaped into the perfect feline-like image we all went GaGa for.
What is disappointing is that she did see the retouched image because she tweeted it and said,